Vote For Me and I Will
Destroy You Gradually
Dear
chickens,
I
am one of the foxes competing in the election and I am a candidate in your area. Vote
for me, please!
My promises are very
simple and common. For instance:
>>> Stealing your money (in various ways) will be my sole motto. If I cannot, taxes and fees
will be increased multiplied ways in the name of development.
>>> Opportunities
will be given to my own people only.
>>> Power
will be exercised by my party men.
>>> I
will definitely corrupt me.
>>> You
will be manipulated in several ways.
>>> You
people will be divided into different sects so that I can dominate you precisely.
>>> My
family members will not be kept in the area and I will take my family members
to the developed countries for education and permanent residency.
>>> The
ancestors’ glory will be praised but I won’t think about present problems and
future challenges.
>>> If I need more money, gold or oil, there will be conflicts in the Middle East.
>>> I will promote global peace through arms dealings and wars.
>>> If I need more money, gold or oil, there will be conflicts in the Middle East.
>>> I will promote global peace through arms dealings and wars.
>>> I
will do whatever I want to.
With
your support, I can legitimately cripple the country and get you free tickets
to the hell. After all, I am honest and I am telling the truth.
My
name is Adolf W. Trump and please cast vote me.
Make
the Foolishtan fool again!
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